My son William received a three-page letter in the mail yesterday. All three were written in pencil on notebook paper; the first page was ripped and torn all around the edges.
It is basically an invitation for a playdate, and the sender is one of William’s best friends. Having obtained permission from William, the sender, and the sender’s father, I am posting the contents of the letter here for your enjoyment.
Camando William
I send this letter because our computer system’s are down. I have grave news. We are under attack I will meet you at this date 4/19/06 Please bring General Everette our bunker is almost destroyed so we need to meet I will also meet you today at the Chapel hill bible Church and discuss what to do about what’s happening and all my troops are well-trained, but still I fear that this war is very long and that many lives will be lost. But that will not slow us down! We will fight on and bring peace and justice to the galaxy. Seriously if we win then all parents will become little groups and we will have to control them but if they would just put down there guns and pistols then it would be a lot easier but it isnt So I have a few more things to say.
We won a battle at fort brumalgaser and we lost the south gorge but still I think that we will wait longer to see if we win and anyway we are the greatest infantry here. Theres cannon fire but dont worry enclosed is a list of supplies you need to bring signing out David
suplies:
1. weapons
2. mini computer
3. Everett Stevenson
4. sweatband
5. bionicles
6. lightsaber
7. (illegible)
8. map
9. white flag
10. your butt (just joking about your butt)
11. watch
12. backpack
13. pencil pen
14. paper
