Bill and I went out for the evening, and Emma Grace convinced the baby-sitter that 1) she sleeps sitting up and 2) she sleeps with the light on.
Both of these things are Lies.
This is how we found her when we got home.
When Uncle Ray visited for Thanksgiving, Bill went to pick him up from the airport. William, Everett and their friend Scott awaited his arrival downstairs in the playroom.
Their plan: attack Uncle Ray.
Their aim: a Really Good Time.
Their means: this note, and a plastic sword they left for him, so he could have a hope of Defending Himself.
