So you thought you were going to get another post out of me, did you?
Fat Chance.
Do you think– do you honestly think– that after I stayed up Too Late to write my pierced ears saga and, in thanks, got Entirely Too Little sleep and Absolutely No Comments, I would write you, O Reader, Yet Another Post?
Don’t think for one minute that I don’t have them. Don’t imagine that Nothing post-worthy is going on here because, Believe You Me, PLENTY is going on. I happen to have, in fact, a List of blog-worthy items (and photos) to put in this space. But I’m Not Going To Do It. Not tonight. No way.
That’ll learn ya.
I mean, really. I wrote that lifelong story of my journey to pierced ears. I posted on the world-wide-web my own personal idiocy regarding my (only) pair of pierced earrings, and what do I get for my efforts and heartache?
Silence.
Nothing.
“0 Comments.”
Well.
So this is for you, oh disinterested blog-reader you. Here is a non-post, a nothing post, a Big Fat Silence in return for your reading-and-saying-nothing.
How do you like that?
Yes, yes. I realize I just wrote something.
You are So Spoiled.
