“You know what the difference is between you and me?”

“What’s that?”

“I make this look gooooood.”

A few months ago I had arranged a business meeting at a coffee shop in Santa Monica. We had spoken several times on the phone, but we had no idea how to recognize one another, so I said “I’ll be the short, chubby, bald guy.”

Despite being so descriptive, we still managed to walk right past each other.

Now I’ll be able to say “I’ll be the short, chubby, bald, OLD guy.”

That’s one benefit of aging… you can be more descriptive when arranging to meet people in coffee shops.

And I can say now with mock braggadocio: I make short, chubby, bald & old look gooooood!

Go for it, Bill! Happy Birthday!