By: tworivers

tworivers — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:06:00 +0000

RealRay might win … very funny indeed!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 17:23:00 +0000

I am the RealRay and allow me to set the raycord straight. I do not drive a Chinese car; but, I will give you a hint - it is a small car from a country which doesn't even exist anymore. I deliver Italian food with said car from a country which doesn't exist anymore and I only do this Mon-Fri 12 noon to 10 pm with two 1/2 hour breaks during which I eat the following meals: the first consisting of 3 slices of cheese, olive and onion pizza,a salad and large caffeinated burny drink; the second being a can of tuna in spring water, 4 slices of American cheese divided into 16 equal pieces and 16 whole wheat Ritz crackers the sum of above eaten together in 16 cracker/tuna/cheese installations and washed back with yet another caffeinated burny drink.On Saturday afternoons I hand out brochures on the dangers of mall-borne illnesses at a local park. I have a cat and 5 kittens. My slightly worried expression comes from looking at the photographer who was more interested in centering this guy named Jeff in the picture than taking adequate notes on my life-story. I am aforementioned country that doesn't even exist amymore-American, do indeed possess a startlingly lovely tenor voice, and sing Croatian folksongs in the car while I drive from delivery to delivery. My mother died of a mall-borne illness.

By: Heather

Heather — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 13:30:00 +0000

I believe he may be real as well. I was once out with Jeff and met a man named Ray. He was rumored to be from Pennsylvania, which fits in with the rest of the legend. There was even a mother involved who called him her own — I don’t suppose she was in on it?

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